Must Read: 22 Hidden Signs a Nigerian man is Gay

Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.

Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella

2 He showers with hot water

3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone

4 His bathing soap cost more than N150

5 He wears a pouch on his phone.

6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan

7 He applies white powder on his armpits

8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.

9 He owns a selfie stick

10 He drinks fanta

11 He wears pants rather than boxers

12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper

13 He sips drinks with straw

14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes

15 He uses snapchat filters

16 He runs when crossing the road

17 He applies body cream

18 He wears a nose ring

19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream

20 He takes a selfie with another guy

21 He has Camera360 app on his phone

22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing

LMFAO!

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